The Dundies · July 2026

Salesperson of the Month

Pick July's winner, write their citation, and present the Dundie — live from Chili's Scranton. Awkward speeches encouraged.

#2 4
JH
Jim Halpert
"It's a pretty good day, I guess."
$548K
closed
#1 7
DS
Dwight Schrute
"False. I am the top salesman."
$612K
closed
#3 3
PV
Phyllis Vance
"Close it with kindness. And a casserole."
$491K
closed
Branch closed
$2615K
+22% vs June
Avg. attainment
79%
+6.4 pts vs Q2
Deals in pipeline
84
12 near close
Schrute Bucks minted
17.0K
≈ $1.70

Branch rankings

  • 1
    DS
    Dwight Schrute
    Assistant to the Regional Manager
    Quota
    105%
    $612K
    42 deals
  • 2
    JH
    Jim Halpert
    Sr. Sales Rep
    Quota
    94%
    $548K
    38 deals
  • 3
    PV
    Phyllis Vance
    Sales Rep
    Quota
    87%
    $491K
    34 deals
  • 4
    SH
    Stanley Hudson
    Sales Rep
    Quota
    72%
    $384K
    29 deals
  • 5
    AB
    Andy Bernard
    Sales Rep · Cornell '95
    Quota
    61%
    $312K
    24 deals
  • 6
    MS
    Michael Scott
    Regional Manager
    Quota
    54%
    $268K
    21 deals

Live wins feed

LIVE
  • DS
    Dwight S. closed Schrute Farms — beet stationery
    12m ago
    $48K
  • JH
    Jim H. advanced Lackawanna County — annual renewal
    38m ago
    $126K
  • PV
    Phyllis V. won Vance Refrigeration — Q3 letterhead
    1h ago
    $84K
  • SH
    Stanley H. signed Scranton White Pages — ream contract
    2h ago
    $54K
  • AB
    Andy B. qualified W.B. Jones — premium letterhead
    3h ago
    $18K

Dundie categories

  • Bushiest Beaver
    Frontrunner: Dwight S.
  • Whitest Sneakers
    Frontrunner: Pam B.
  • Longest Engagement
    Frontrunner: Pam & Roy
  • Great Scott!
    Frontrunner: Michael S.
  • Doobie Doobie Pree
    Frontrunner: Andy B.
  • Fine Work
    Frontrunner: Phyllis V.
Head to head

Dwight vs. Jim — the eternal rivalry

"Identity theft is not a joke, Jim." — Dwight, moments after Jim resold the same client.

Schrute Bucks store

  • One (1) Schrute Buck
    Redeemable for 1/100 of a cent.
  • Extra 5-min break
    Not to be spent near the printer.
  • Pretzel Day fast-pass
    Skip the line. Skip the guilt.
  • Dinner at Alfredo's Pizza Café
    NOT Pizza by Alfredo. Never.
Rising star
Stanley Hudson
"Did I stutter?"
$384K
29 deals · 2,210 ₿
Rising star
Andy Bernard
"Big Tuna closed 'em. I'm Big Tuna."
$312K
24 deals · 1,740 ₿
Rising star
Michael Scott
"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
$268K
21 deals · 1,520 ₿